What is it like to put a collar on this body?
Do I become asexual?
Do I wear long earrings as a distraction?
Is my skirt too short? Too long? Too funky?
My shoes. I wanted something comfy, but in my vanity, not frumpy.
I do not relate to the women in WomanSpirit ads, their hands clasped piously and wearing Mona Lisa smiles.